Joseph Phelps

I maintain my dad bod with the perfect ratio of beer, chipotle, and pizza. My favorite exercise is 12 ounce curls.

Quarter Finalist

Will Joseph Phelps receive a glamorous two page spread in Men's Journal, $25k and a tiny trophy? Voting resumes October 22nd at 10AM PDT.

Voting begins October 22nd at 10AM PDT

Only the man with the most fatherly figure will reign supreme, take home $25,000 and a 2-page advertorial in Men's Journal!

How would you describe your lawn?

I’d compare my lawn to the greatest hairstyle ever, the mullet. It’s business in the front and a party in the back. The front lawn is manicured once a week to be in compliance with my HOA regulations 🙄. The back yard is trimmed whenever I feel like taking my shirt off and walking a mower while double fisting beers.

Tell us your best dad joke:

Every time I play golf I always bring an extra pair of socks, just in case I get a hole in one… (get it?, hole in one, like when you get the golf ball in the hole on your first stroke? Lol)

What is your thermostat set to?

It’s set to 78 degrees and hidden behind a canvas, so nobody can find it..